slenclerman:

slenclerman:

i put the sex in dylsexia

Track Title: Concerto for Two Violins in D Minor BWV 1043 - I. Vivace

Artist: JS Bach / Freiburg Baroque Orchestra

Album: JS Bach - Violin Concertos, BWV 1041, 1042 / Concerto for 2 Violins, BWV 1043 / Concerto for 3 Violins (after BWV 1064)

JS Bach - Concerto for Two Violins in D Minor BWV 1043 - I. Vivace
(Petra Mullejans, Gottfried von der Goltz, Freiburg Baroque Orchestra)

methlabrador:

hotbabysitter:

What if God was one of us? Just a stranger on a bus, masturbating violently.

fuck kind of bus do you ride

snarkreactors:

I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light

so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue

and then I realized

oh

crapuccinos:

i am like a hexagon

all my hecks r gone

libird:

wE BROKE MAFIA GUYS WE DID IT

I hereby still blame Cless.

I’m sorry for what I’ve done as Cless.

I.. just wanted to do my best… for everyone…

lampsarepeopletoo:

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